What could i possibly tell you that you don`t already know about me...Well everything really !

 

I was born on the 9th February 1968 in the Mile End Hospital,Stepney,East London.

My parents were/are Jacqueline & Jemil,They were divorced when i was born(See how negative i was on people from an early age !),My Grandma was Blanche(She died in 1979),I miss her terribly,I feel very cheated that i had only 11 years with her.

I went to Redlands Primary School from 1972-1979...Stepney Green School from 1979-1984(I say i went,That`s when i wasn`t caught bunking off).

My first job was in a record shop,you could play what you wanted & got paid too.

Next was as a boardmarker in a Bookmakers(Writing results & betting shows).

Then i worked in a Cinema as an usher,Lousy money but you got to watch the films for free(But i dare anybody to watch Police Academy 5 for a month & not want to hit someone !).

That was followed by a few years for Tesco(Who said shopping was fun ???).

Next on the conveyer belt was as a cleaner on The Docklands Light Railway(Could life get more exciting...well...YES !!!).

From 1998 to present day,I work for EDF Energy as a meter reader(I told you it was thrill a minute didn`t I).

 

As for personal stuff,I`m 5ft 6ins,I weigh...*coughs*...My eyes are brown inner...green outer(I think i`m going mouldy)...I have one sister(Donna 29),One nephew(Daniel 9).

I look after my mum as she has had two strokes,It`s very weird seeing her now as a pale shell of the vibrant,intelligent person she was.

 

That`s me,I hope it was useful to you

 

Darren XXX

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